Ask Dvorahji: Can you become Spiritual Nobility Or is it just BS?

famous Spiritual leader recently said: “When you step into the awareness you are here to embrace (your evolutionary awakening) – you become spiritual nobility”

That statement would be laughable if so many people didn’t believe It. This is such NONSENSE! You might as well become a spiritual ASS, you’d have more going for you.
What’s so ridiculous about this statement, is many spiritual seekers buy into this craziness. They develop some siddhis, or have a little kundilini action, or maybe they manifest a healing or a boyfriend for minute, or a great tantric orgasm AND suddenly they’re “spiritual nobility”. You are delusional! Doesn’t this all sound just a tad suspicious?
Frankly I’m tired of making nicey/lovey/peacy pretending I buy into this spiritual manifester, positive thinking controlling, co-creator crap. Are you crazy? Yesterday you were selling insurance and today you’re God’s co-creator, creating your life “with HIM”. Where do you get these fantasies?
Apparently from your spiritual leaders. What is it you want? You want a soulmate? A new car? You want to go to heaven? You want to be part of the rapture? You want to reincarnate as a Guru? You want and want and want and you are encouraged now to WANT SPIRITUAL NOBILITY!
Give it a F-ing REST. Go get a life! Stop praying and begging and pleading for some soul to save you and bring you to heaven. Stop listening to ridiculous people who offer their body to 30,000 year old men or cadres of spiritual idiots who come through to give the world a piece of advice.
If some dead fool wanted to use my body, I’d tell him to get lost and wait his turn til he got a body of his own. It’s my turn now. Who cares what they have to say in their silly accents? And how is it any different then what every other New age fantasy maker has to say?
If you want peace, freedom, real Happiness – you can Stop wanting and wanting and wanting a different life then you have. Why can’t you be an ordinary wonderful person, getting married, having kids, getting old and dying. NO, that’s not good enough for you. You want to be SPIRITUAL NOBILITY. You want a big fat Enlightenment crown to commemorate your ‘EVOLUTIONARY AWARENESS”. Do you have any idea how stupid that sounds? Any idea at all?
IT’s lovely to be inspired to be filled with love, adoration and service and to offer that to your fellow man as an equal. But NO, you want to be his teacher, you want to “show him the way” to Spiritual Nobility! From Christians, to Muslims, to Alchemist, to Advaitist, to lightworker, to the Ashtar Command, to the ACIMers, to the New Age Unitarian Preachers. You just can’t shut your mouth about everything you DON”T KNOW.
You want to do everything BUT LIVE YOUR LIFE as it shows up. You want to eat better, live longer, meditate better, f#@k better, you want to do everything better then what you got going right here and right now.
Great! Suffer. Believe all the Bullshit and Suffer! Until it finally hits you that LOVE IS YOUR NATURE. Life is LIVING YOU and you are as much in control of your life as an ant is in control of its. An ant does IT’S THING and you do your THING, an ant is actually better off, it doesn’t question whether it’s living it’s life according to the “big plan”.
IF you ever decide that you don’t want to be “spiritual nobility” but want to join the rest of humanity in BEING SPIRITUAL BY THEIR VERY NATURE…then you can get your spiritual head out of your spiritual ASS…and say THANK YOU God for all I am and all I have and just LIVE. Move along with your life and LIVE IT without this enlightenment megalomania trap that you’ve been steered into.
You are already blessed. You are already enlightened, you are already AWARE (what else could you be, are you dead?) You ARE ALREADY SAVED, and you are ALREADY part of the spiritually noble. ( there is no “enlightened awareness” required).
I love you babies…GO FORTH AND BE HAPPY with your life exactly as IT SHOWS UP! and for God’s sake stop co-creating (some bozo came up with that term) There is NO two. ONLY ONE and that ONE is your Nature.

ALL teachers of “light” (dead or alive) should get themselves a Hat and some plastic flowers, and sing the “LIFE IS MEANINGLESS” song…

LIfe Is Awesomely meaningless video
http://www.youtube.com/user/dvorahji#p/u/1/_vctovhDQv8

Written about a week ago ·  · 

Anna Novikov

Anna Novikov 

A bit of ouch. A lot of hurrah!
December 29, 2009 at 11:20pm · 
Wendy Sanchez

Wendy Sanchez 

Wow!! So true it is!! Its so sad some people are all confused Dvoranji, mainly because of these types of spiritual leaders saying these things!! I am so blessed to have Guruji guide me through this path of illusions! There is only One, there is only one truth! For me is accepting that even the worst or the not so fun moments are ok!! I am all ok!! good/bad am all ok cuz I AM!! Love you!!
December 29, 2009 at 11:29pm · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

If I ever start channeling Guruji – shoot me!
December 29, 2009 at 11:32pm · 
Anna Novikov

Anna Novikov 

Yes, Self-acceptance is a biggie…the divine is the warts & all, the owies & the fun– the totality of life… flows along. And now I say goodnight all! (:
December 29, 2009 at 11:52pm · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

IN the big picture, it’s always all cool….but that doesn’t mean I like it! and what fun would it be to always be popping my head in agreement….God! now that’s boredom!
December 29, 2009 at 11:55pm · 
Ray Ash

Ray Ash 

Ya think? Love is all there is…also called Energy, which manifests in an infinite variety of “forms” and “non-forms”.
Everything in the physical Universe is an illusion. Happiness is a choice, having nothing to do with circumstances.
December 29, 2009 at 11:55pm · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

Happiness as a choice is the BIGGEST ILLUSION OF ALL! (anyway baby, that’s my opinion…)…let’s see what happiness when you want to be happy, and you just CAN’T. WHAT THEN?
December 29, 2009 at 11:57pm · 
Judita Gribovskaja

Judita Gribovskaja 

you know, Dvorahji, u r coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)) (of course you know) 😀
December 30, 2009 at 12:21am · 
Laveena Rochvani

Laveena Rochvani 

Very good note, you hit the nail right on the head. Love you Teacher Dvorahji!
December 30, 2009 at 12:42am · 
Tanbir Kabarwal

Tanbir Kabarwal 

“spiritual nobility” – absolute BS !!! whoever dreamt of that one !!?!!
December 30, 2009 at 12:50am · 
Tanbir Kabarwal

Tanbir Kabarwal 

ha ha !!! I just read your note in response to that one !! and i absolutely loved it. SOoooooooo true !!! And many many…many many need to read this and understand this.
December 30, 2009 at 12:56am · 
David Aldridge

David Aldridge 

Ah, I’ve tracked down the culprit – Michael Bernard Beckwith! Well, anyone who follows him is beyond help!
December 30, 2009 at 1:36am · 
Charlotte Segercrantz

Charlotte Segercrantz 

ha, ha! Happy New Year ♥
December 30, 2009 at 3:16am · 
Tanbir Kabarwal

Tanbir Kabarwal 

i didnt understand that part, Dvorah, that you mentioned though, what’s wrong with that? If it happens naturally that u r in the big mind…!?!

” If I ever start channeling Guruji – shoot me!”

December 30, 2009 at 3:25am · 
JoDalene Logan

JoDalene Logan 

Love it…
December 30, 2009 at 5:16am · 
Mary Bellamy

Mary Bellamy 

I`m tacking this one to the sweat lodge wall!
December 30, 2009 at 6:29am · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

@Tanbir, Guruji is my Nature..I don’t have to “channel” him – I don’t have to “channel” a person…..The “big MIND” is my Nature, as it is yours.

@Ash – there is energy manifesting in a variety or forms or non-forms and WHO CARES? And then there is LOVE which is “form or non-form” and IS NOT ENERGY. IT IS! AND IT IS MY NATURE. IT JUST IS. PERIOD.

It doesn’t trickle as an “identified energy” like Abraham, or George. IT IS MY NATURE. And as long as it has a name…IT IS NOT FREEDOM. IT is “bound” in energy. Why listen to Abraham when you can listen to your mother or some saint that you can wink at afterwards. Abraham is PART OF MY NATURE…I don’t need to channel Abraham.

But NO! WE want that “other” that “special other magical” experience of some “energy” having a conversation with us. If Abraham wants to talk to me, tell him to send me a letter. But no only HICKS will do, I’m not quite good enough. Hicks was dumb enough to give up her Body. And she has served the world by giving them another CONCEPT, ANOTHER ILLUSION.

TEll me, DO you want to be Free, or do you want to be listening to the next “positive thought” that comes out on a CD tape? If you WANT TO BE FREE -then you’ll drop the positive and the negative and free fall into EVERYTHING YOU DON’T KNOW…instead of everything you do.

December 30, 2009 at 8:51am · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

@Mary…put it next to the MOOSE or Tomahawk!
December 30, 2009 at 9:34am · 
Anna Novikov

Anna Novikov 

Good points!
December 30, 2009 at 9:37am · 
Irene Harvey

Irene H
arvey
 

it’s been a long time since a “guru” has made me laugh out loud!
mary’s got the right idea: nail this to the church of enlightenment door a la luther.
thank you & happy new year♥
December 30, 2009 at 9:43am · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

@David – whatsamadda, you don’t like Michael Beckwith? Ever been to Agape in LA? I actually love it there and feel like an in love mushy dancing fool when I’ve visited. all that singing will make anyone love the LORD….But that statemtent regardless of the context was wayyyyyyyy toooooooooo muchHHHHHHHH! don’t get me stahteddddddddd!
December 30, 2009 at 10:52am · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

@Ash, I do want to add something about “LOVE is all there is” has nothing to do with “love is all we think, feel or do”. We talking about oranges and apples.

LOVE is all there is IS a NOUN. IT IS IS IS PERIOD. MY NATURE. Love as a verb, is the body the mind, your thoughts feelings, actions that come and then they gooooo. There are not permanent. Just like your feelings.

So tell me Ash or anyone else, Are you thoughts ALWAYS loving? Are your feelings allways loving towards other Or yourself? Are you actions ALWAYS loving? The anwser is NOOOOOO! 

But if I asked you: “Are you LOVE? Is LOVE you very Nature that doesn’t come or go?” THEN the answer is YES! A big infinite resounding YES! LOVE is all there IS!

And this (from my perspective) is where all the new agers leave everybody in the dust. Their ignorance assumes that you can ‘THINK, ACT, BE LOVING ALL THE TIME”….and that’s where your real MISERY COMES in. Because you can’t!!! And then you fall into depression of: “Why can’t I? what’s wrong with me?, I need to meditate more, pray more, be more. Help me I’m falling…” (isn’t that a song)

If people weren’t so obsessessed with heaven (being the perfect little loving example of God) they wouldn’t be in SUCH HELL! Because God is their Nature, you don’t have to ‘become anything”. YOU ARE.

December 30, 2009 at 11:38am · 
Jerry Harvey

Jerry Harvey 

including my wife, you make the most sense i’ve heard in a long time. i’m a lucky guy because my wife has been telling me this for 20 years!
December 30, 2009 at 2:31pm · 
Wendy Sanchez

Wendy Sanchez 

Dvorahji why do you want to be shot if you start channeling Guruji? What do you mean?
December 30, 2009 at 4:02pm · 
Dvorahji Dvorah Adler

Dvorahji Dvorah Adler 

@wendy, read all the comments..you stopped too soon….Once you read that “my Guruji comment” it hit one of your buttons & you stopped reading…keep going………
December 30, 2009 at 4:08pm · 
Margaret Guillory

Margaret Guillory 

This is EXCELLENT!!! You know, when the movie “The Secret” came out and I saw a trailer, I felt the same way about it, like all the positive thinking ideas that say “Think/Believe it and it comes.” BS. Yes positive is ‘better’ than negative but it’s still BS. Dvorahji, you say it BEST! Love and Hugs!
December 30, 2009 at 5:22pm · 
Tanbir Kabarwal

Tanbir Kabarwal 

yup, ok.
December 30, 2009 at 7:13pm · 
Wendy Sanchez

Wendy Sanchez 

Ok I re-read all the note and the comments!! I got it! I dont know if it was a button it pressed but it definately made me confused. These days I have less buttons, thanks to my religious and dogmatic catholic ex!!
December 31, 2009 at 2:20am · 

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